6 Zombie Jokes That Will Make Speech-Language Pathologists Giggle to Death

6 Zombie Jokes That Will Make Speech-Language Pathologists Giggle to Death

When I say the word October, what’s the first thing you think of? Pumpkins? Caramel apples? Oh wait, probably Halloween, right? Well, for some reason, the first thing that pops into my mind is the word zombies. October is one heck of a spooky month and there just isn’t anything more spookier than zombies. (Well, maybe having 10 IEP meetings in one week. That’s actually spookier, but you get the gist!)

Long story short, zombies are AWESOME!

I love zombies. So with that statement being said, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you some speech therapy related zombie jokes. Why? Because the world needs MORE speech therapy related zombie jokes and I’m just the guy to deliver them to ya (hehe!). So without further ado, boys and ghouls, get ready to laugh your heads off!

Question: Why do zombie students simply love their SLPs?
Answer: Because they have huge BRAAAINS!

Question: Why did the zombie student always bring back her speech homework?
Answer: Because she was DEADicated!

Question: How do you know if a zombie student needs speech therapy?
Answer: If he says BWAAAINS instead of BRAAAINS!

Question: What is a baby zombie’s favorite toy to play with in speech therapy?
Answer: A DEADY bear!

Question: What kind of candy do zombie students NOT want to see in the speech prize box?
Answer: LIFE savers!

Question: What time does the school-based zombie SLP usually get to work?
Answer: At around ATE o’clock!

In closing . . .

Can you think of any other speech therapy related zombie jokes? If you, please share them with me on Twitter because your jokes will make happier than a little zombie piglet playing in a bathtub filled with mud and brains. LOL! As always, I look forward to hearing from you!

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